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an insult both saying someone looks like a rooster and like they rolled around in a pile of shit.
Goddamn you are such a dookie rooster
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Hoovers the Rooster = sucks the cock.
Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
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Original name of a cocktail coined in Yonkers, NY by Betsy Flanagan during the Revolutionary times
The Origin of the Cocktail:
The originator of the {cocktail} was {Betsy Flanagan}, who owned and operated a tavern during the Revolutionary times near Yonkers. The story goes, the american officers raided a British Commissary and stole several male birds, which they brought to Betsy and asked her to roast, and on the evening of the feast Betsy decorated each bottle and jar in her {tavern} with the tail feathers of the roasted fowl. Betsy would use the tail feathers to stir the drinks for her guests. During the party officers kept calling out to Betsy for more {drinks} which turned into asking for those {"Cocktails"} hence the name {"COCKTAIL"} was born.
Calling for another drink the barmaid poured the liquor in a glass and stirred it with a rooster tail.
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When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.
Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.
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One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!
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A cunt rooster is a fucking piece of shit asshole motherfucker that can't keep their wandering cock out of other hen houses, aka vaginas. A great way to describe that special cheating son of a bitch in your life.
"Sean Thorpe is a total fucking cunt rooster."
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Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".
Father: Son, how's the new job?
Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.
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