cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

Womp a skippy

To purposely defecate in an inappropriate setting.

We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.

Womp a skippy

Purposely defecating where one should not.

I am trespassed from all Holiday Inn hotels because i choose to womp a skippy in the indoor pool.