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Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
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A skate park in Vancouver, Washington that was built in 1998 far lack of a skate park in the area besides Burnside in Portland, Oregon. The park is rough and could have been a lot better but the locals make do with what they got and they absolutely shred and they love that park and will do anything to keep it around for future generations. The park has some locals/locs who have been there since day one and still skate it and you are very likely to come across some of them if you decide to go there
Bro 1"Hey bro lets go skate VNC"
Bro 2 "Nah dude fuck VNC lets go skate swift skatepark and see what the locs are up too"
Bro 1 "im fucking down. SWIFT 4 LIFE"
what a unusual creature, often referred to as a slag/whore. tends to sleep with numerous of females, even if they are grim and unattractive. can be very attractive however know it.
"who's that over crown point ?"
" must me a daniel swift"
"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers
My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!
A plane model that is literally impossible to build
Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT
A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .
Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.
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The man who made the internet
Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed