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1. Someone who suddenly divorces your mom leaving you in the poor house and then moves to atlanta, GA. Then after a year or so moves even farther away to the country of singapore.
2. Someone who only calls when he is drunk and angry for no reason.
3. Someone who drinks on a regular and predictable schedule.
Friend: "Where is your dad?"
You: "I have no idea. I think he is in singapore."
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A person who knocked up your mom at 18, your mom was a heavy smoker, so he decided to take are of you at a young age but he's too pussy to take care of you, so he drops you off at his parents house and he only sees you on "some" Tuesdays, then he'll say he'll be there for you and suddenly when you're 13 he gets a girlfriend, and his girlfriend has a son and he spends all his time with them and never sees you anymore like he promised when you were a little girl/boy. And then him and his girlfriend get married and then her and her son and YOUR father move away to another state and you become emotionally depressed and you cry everyday and your father still thiks he did nothing wrong...
Daughter: Hey daddy can you make it for my birthday?
Dad: No I'm going to be with my girlfriend because frankly, i don't give a fuck about my own daughter anymore.
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The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.
Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"
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It stands for dumb athletic director. The types of things a DAD does are highering Suck Ass coaches and not running the athetic program at his school properly.
Bill Wells, the Athletic director at Urban High School, acts like a DAD.
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someones dad who is called at times 'the dad'. the dad is the proud leader of the dad squad and trys his best to keep it under control for those who hav karate kicking kids who will kick there ass evryday day. they have a dislike for people called jason, who particulary look like llamas. he also hates teddy monkeys called morris and isnt keen on greek people after past memorys. also the dad likes his beautiful wife and doesnt want jason to have her ! he looks like a ross gull and likes to do aeroplane movements. he tends to say 'watch it!
'i'll get the dad squad on you!'
'kareeeennnn'
'watch it watch it'
'mahhhh'
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