Dirty Darren

A dirty Darren is someone who loves to drink decaf while getting head.

He was sitting in his chair pulling a dirty Darren.

Darrens law

An opinion that supercedes facts or rules.

The rule book states that play should be allowed. Yes, but according to Darrens Law, it doesn't matter.

Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.

student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT

Darren mc Donagh

The best thing to come out of ballyshannon since Rory Gallagher . RIP the caravan.

Darren mc Donagh is partial to Rodney Bogle hAHA

Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo

Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn

Darren Schmidt

I made him up

Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!