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wavy hair

pretty beach like mermaid hair every girl wants it but cant have it

person: i wish my straight hair would curl

person 2: i have wavy hair bitch

curly hair girl bitch

by thegirlwithwavyhair November 27, 2013

25πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hair trigger

A type of gun trigger that requires a very small amount of pressure to respond.

Also can be defined as someone with a very short temper

"That .357 has a hair trigger"

by Deepfizzle April 6, 2006

233πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


hair on fire

A state of being super busy or overwhelmed. When your hair is on fire, you are consumed with reacting to an emergency and have not time to deal with ankle biters.

It was one of those hair on fire moments where everyone and their brother was requiesting things from me at the same time.

Do you need help? it looks like your hair is on fire.

I am sorry I didn't call you back; my hair was on fire at work.

by RCU December 4, 2014

37πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


curly hair


Hair that's not straight.It's much more interesting than simple straight and boring.It can be long or short but ALWAYS fabulous.

Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.

NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.

CurlBomb: "Whys that girl never happy with her curly hair and always shelling major moolah on irons , chemical treaments and all that anti-curl shit?"

DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."

CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"

"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".

by DeckWiggle. August 25, 2006

745πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.

*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."

by TDYVK September 15, 2011

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Guido Hair

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

β€œMarch your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

71πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


hair parasites

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you

mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites

by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž