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A person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. They can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed muffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. You will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. They've done the Whole30 more then once, and dream about Rob Wolf & Kris Kresser. They are passionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the 'SAD Western Diet' is killing them.
Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.
the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.
you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses
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Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.
Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!
(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.
Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.
When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)
To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.
Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.
That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.