shaft stuffing

Usally when a big black dick goes into another mans butt and the man taking it in the butt is grabbing the big black dick and stuffing it in his ass himself .

Big Black Man: Hey peter wanna shaft stuff with my dick?

Peter: ohh ya I love shaft stuffing big black cock up my ass! Make sure to pull out and yargi all over my face!

shaft sisters

When two girls have had sex with the same guy

"Stacy, did you fuck Josh?"
"Yeah, last month"
"Dude, I fucked him, too!"
"We're shaft sisters!"

Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!

I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.

Quill Shaft

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.

noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.

verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.

noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.

self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

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quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

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shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

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