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The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.
Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.
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a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
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mac 'n' cheese mixed with a liberal amount of ketchup.
Let's go eat a bloody abortion.
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An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.
Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
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A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
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another term for masturbation
"Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"
Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.
It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking