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Hassan Abortion

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.

Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.

by Zalgooch December 02, 2009


abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear September 23, 2008


bloody abortion

mac 'n' cheese mixed with a liberal amount of ketchup.

Let's go eat a bloody abortion.

by flamingstud February 15, 2009


culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008


Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly

The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"

by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011


Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills February 23, 2011


Southside Abortion

when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.

shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?

by tom kittytinkle September 25, 2010