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A sex addict is simply one who is addicted to sex...no further explanation needed...
Naseem: Im a SEX ADDICT!
Doctor: Yes, yes you are. You need to go get some of that sex..
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A person around the age of fourteen who is extremely addicted to overwatch. All he says is "I wish we could get overwatch on our school laptops" and "I wish you could get overwatch on steam". He makes overwatch reference on everything including going to the toilet. Whenever he gets home he does his homework at light speed then spends the rest of the night on overwatch. Whenever someone talks to him, walks in the room or even looks at him, he will yell; "I CANT HEAR YOU I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU IM PLAYING OVERWATCH WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" The next morning he gets to school and the whole cycle repeats.
This person is very, very commonly a Lachlan Waugh
Dude, please tell me you're not turning into an overwatch addict.....
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A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."
And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.
But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?
The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.
Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."
Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"
Tool: "... Both?"
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Tiger Woods: "I am the role model for all sex addicts!"
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When you're addicted to runescape
How do you know when your addicted to runescape? when a friend asks you to help them in a fight at school and you ask if its in multi.
Last night john briones got sent to prison because of his runescape addiction
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Someone who condemns the activities of others while practicing what the others are doing himself.
Someone who thinks the law only applies to other people - rich, white, male Republicans are exempt.
Rush Limbaugh fits this definition of Drug Addict, as does George W. Bush.
See also hypocrite.
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one who depends on the drinking of coffee more than the average individaul sometimes heads will roll if coffee is not injested!
caroline is like a coffee addict all the time.
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