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That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers
Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.
A retirement plan, of sorts, for white trash people living in the South. Generally speaking a low-end wage earner will claim a back injury and go to an unscrupulous doctor who will assist in the claim of a debilitating health condition. Ultimately the participant in the Alabama 401K will receive a monthly check, tax free, so technically we could refer to this plan as a Redneck Roth IRA.
The recipients can usally be found hanging around Auto Zone trying to return a 10 year old starter from one of the many broken down Firebirds (aka trailer park Corvette) sprinkled in front of their God-forsaken turd shack of a house but don't understand that Auto Zone does not accept starters actually purchased at Advance Auto.
Some like-minded individuals will also participate in a Mama 401K. This is where the least successful of a mother's offspring returns to his birth home and mooches off said mother's social security check. On account of an unhealthy need for familiar approval, the mother freely allows the formerly errant son to have full reign of the double-wide mobile home. He may even make a half-hearted attempt to rebuild the transmission from his '77 Trans Am that he spray painted black and gold to look like Smokey's car as in "Smokey and the Bandit." He constantly claims to be looking for work when he is not reading the Auto Trader. Usually these people talk of an imaginary check that they will be receiving as a result of a settlement in a lawsuit filed against his employer after a fall from a roof some 6 years ago.
This individual can be seen at the local Wal-Mart, staring carefully and nervously at cold medicine boxes. Said indivual will usally have a bottle of acetone or Heet brand water remover in his cart and quite possibly a container or two of drain cleaner. Tonight he ain't fryin' catfish; he's gonna make a batch of shithouse meth. He will pay for the purchase by returning the Similac cans he "purchased" a week earlier using the WIC vouchers (sort of like food stamps for babies)intended for his numerous illegitimate half-wits.
Mama, did my check come in today? I need to by a three neck Pyrex boiler for the shed.
Alabama 401K--retirement plan for broke-ass rednecks who could not read the questions on the ASVAB which is a prerequisite to join the Alabama National Guard.
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The grouping of multiple African Americans hung from a large tree in Alabama
After that August lynching, the land owners stood in awe of the newest Alabama Windchime.
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The act of going down on a girl with a mouthful of ice cubes while she is on her period. The sex act is capped off by the performer of said act shouting out "Roll tide!" or "Go Bama!," spraying a mixture of blood and half-melted ice around the room, immediately following the recipient's orgasm
He looked like Sissy Spacek at the end of "Carrie" after he finished giving her an alabama snowcone
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Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit
Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper
Gabby: really?
Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit
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Also known as "Flotown".
Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.
There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.
Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.
Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."
"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
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V. The act of banging a chick in the ass, shooting your wad in her butt, then stepping back while she shoots splattery cum/shit on your chest, appearing similar to the spreadshot pattern of a shotgun. Also known as the Mississippi Mudgun or the Hungarian Howitzer.
Me and Linda got drunk last night, I fucked her in the pooper, then I asked her for an Alabama Buckshot.
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