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When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.
Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.
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When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism
“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”
A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.
Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.
The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.
“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”
Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
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The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.
“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.