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When you ejaculate on any surface of water
Bro my girl was riding me surfboard style in the tub and I pulled out and busted an albino oil spill all up in there
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When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.
Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.
Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.
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Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.
Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.
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when a girl is suckin u off, and right wen u cum in the back of here throat u punch her in the throat and the cum shoots out of her nose
I gave Lisa the Angry Albino Dragon last night, it was scary but soo funny
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The act of multiple males ejaculating in a container and then pouring it onto an unsuspecting naked female with long hair and then running from her as she attempts to give chase in a furious rage from being covered in semen.
Damn that ho is about to become an albino angry yeti!
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I bent my black girlfriend over and gave her some albino tube steak.
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A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.
The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.
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