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If the world were a high school America would be the popular, beautiful, brilliant, rich girl who everyone knows and wants to be friends with but also has people constantly talking behind her back. She's extremely ambitious and president of many extracurricular clubs. Anytime she makes a mistake everyone tries to bring her down but her self confidence is too strong to break. When times get rough everyone turns to her for her overly generous helping hand. Yet, her peers are quick to forget about all she has done and ALWAYS go right back to talking shit about her because they can't help being jealous.
world: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
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A country full of degenerates and redneks.
Tim: How do you circumsise an American.
Bob: idk.
Tim: You kick his sister in the jaw.
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The land of Morons where believers in fairy tales, ufo, astrology, elvis, jesus, and bible bashers are the majority.
Sorry I don't believe in Science or evolution; I am from America
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A hell hole run by idiots who dont know what they are doing.
Just watch the news for an example of America.
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a country that most of the world hates because of their noisiness. they feel the need to meddle in every country's business even when it doesn't concern them. they usually think of themselves when going to " help " other countries. seriously america , if the country didn't call for help , don't meddle in their business.
did u hear of america ?
yeaa.. that nosy country , of course
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The most racist, backwards country of cretins in all of Earth.
Must be a KKK member to participate in any political office or get ridiculed for it till the day you die and Earth ends.
The most nosy country and gets stuck in wars halfway across the continent.
Stubborn enough to split straight through the ground and is home to 95% of the worlds obese people.
The justice system is equivalent to the scum under my shoe.
So stuck up and greedy people are suing homeless people for walking on their side of the sidewalk.
Fake boobs stiffer than tree bark, plastic surgery, and slim waists is what's hot.
Now known as home of the weed, even so cocaine packs washed up on southern beaches.
Everyone that is not white is still being treated as if they were walking, breathing poop from sewer systems.
So far in debt the government shutdown twice, and governors are caught posing as young Mexicans sending pictures of their body parts to girls that could be their childrens children.
Police officers are so jumpy and scared there has been pages of reports of innocent people gunned down with no weapon on them.
Can get so offended it takes one slip up to cause an uproar.
Paparazzi is so bad there are cameras in celebrity showers because no one else has nothing better to do but read about other peoples lives and talk about them behind closed doors.
So selfish people who can buy all of the continent is flipping shit just because they have to pay a cent more than anyone else.
"Girl raped and murdered and dumped in a trashcan just outside Orange Park. Oh and Miley Cyrus got a new hairstyle omgee let me tweet this!"
Typical America news.
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