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The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary is the Dictionary for the American Language
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adjective; a word to describe an straight white asshole who listens to rap music goes to starbucks and six flags like 394823093849 times a week or some shit
they're also commonly seen posting dumbass selfies on snapchat or whatever idek
wow jessie's such an american, have you even seen her snapchat story
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Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north.
The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits.
Like I said; morons.
Love,
Canadian
p.s free health care
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haha ok so well americans (as in USA not south americans etc. etc..)....they are not all fat, annoying, arrogant, stupid, idiotic people. A matter of fact, there is a very large amount of people who have an eating disorder, and plenty of thousands of people who are not even close to being fat. americans are very athletic, just watch the olympics compared to all the other countries they're doing really well. oh and cmon they are sex crazed, and if u have sex 3 times a week for a year its equivalent to running 75 miles. yes some americans are very rich, as a matter of fact most of them are and most of them have to work fucking hard to earn their money, but also there are many people who are middle class. ok yes americans do have a fetish with cars, but many other countries do to. yes we have a shit president, but really don't blame some random american, cuz they most likly hate bush or didnt vote for him or are to young to vote so dude dont hate teenagers for their president they had nothing to do with it. ok now yes america creates a lot of pollution but also they are very into the whole environment thing,plus america is fucking bigger than a lot of other countries so really they're doing pretty well. america has some of the top schooling, yes its been dropping ever since bush decided to go with plan 'a' 'fuck up america dearly' but a majority of people are highly educated. and yeah that pretty much sums that up. oooh plus if you hate america so much, think about who kicked out all the native indians and took over the land and made civilization...europeans, so really you kind of fucked us up first.
American1: Ew Dude I fucking hate mcdonalds.
American 2: Oh my god, ew calories, lets go shopping!
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Americans; very stupid and brainless people, usually white, they are from the USA.
Person 1 : Man i hate Americans
Person 2: Same, these people are so cringe and embarassing.
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American are ignorant, Greedy, Trigger happy,Sheep not to mention have worse Education in History, Geography
Many stupid Americans in North America
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a 300+kg person thats firing a m240 constantly while shouting plolitical nonsence
why are you american
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