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Health anxiety

Health anxiety is a mental illness which is similar to anxiety, except it's focused on health. For example, you might randomly have a itch U need to scratch. A normal person wouldn't think much about if, but someone with health anxiety might think they have every single type of cancer and that they're gonna die cuz of it.

Guy 1:OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Guy 2: Dude, everyone can feel their heartbeat especially if you focus on it. It's just health anxiety.

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023


Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo May 14, 2018


algorithm anxiety

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
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When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.

"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "

by bear in the woods September 13, 2022


Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 21, 2020


Bubbling Anxiety

The sense of growing nervousness as Covid lockdown eases and people are advised to get in to social bubbles

I’ve got real bubbling anxiety about that bbq on Saturday night

by Char Writes July 03, 2020


anxiety day

A day where nothing feels right: your clothes are to tight, car is messy, you can’t find the right position to lay in, everyone seems mad at you.

Jim: Nancy are you okay?

Nancy: Yeah just having an anxiety day, that’s all.

by Chuckles06 April 19, 2022


#depression&anxiety

they fell in love & tryna figure it out together

their love is so pure #depression&anxiety

by BumStatusYo December 07, 2018