the best dude in the world he might be a faggot but he's very very funny and the most handsome gorgeous man on the planet oh drooling emoji oh hot momma he's evil as hell but man is he the best person you'll ever meet, you'll wanna be with him forever and be near him all the time, loving and enjoying every second of his company no matter what, he's also a major freak (not a bad thing)
look at that faggot archie
Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg
Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?
Archie is a kind handsome boy. he is funny likes fortnite. he os also a bloody legend . he is a very lucky boy. he will hae a beautiful girlfreind.
archie is so savage like cabbage
Archie is someone who definitely didn’t wet his pants that one time in 5th grade. It might have looked like it at the time but it was actually just a pattern in the trousers
Hey check out Archie over there with the very dry pants