Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

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you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

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you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

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Have you had this?

An innocent way of asking whether one has experienced the bunching of one's trousers at the crotch, often involving pointing to one's crotch, that is misconstrued by others as profanity.

Person 1: (pointing at bunched up fabric around crotch) "Have you had this?"

Person 2: (looks disgusted) Leave me alone.

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have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

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Have You Fallen?

Dno How 2 Explain..Read dah Examples. Basiclee Means, Hav Yu Fallen And Hurt Yur Head? Are Yu Thinkin straight?

Her: Omg Her Top Is Well Nice
Me: Have You Fallen?

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you must have a lot of free time

A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.

Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY

J: Wow you must have a lot of free time

Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!

J: You don´t get it, do you?

Ronald:What do you mean?

J:*sigh*...

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