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Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 21, 2013


billie joe armstrong

one of the sexiest men on earth

billie joe is the hotest person the whole world

by the green monkey December 20, 2004

197๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

Billie Joe Armstrong is the hottest fucker around...ok ladies whats more hott..he has 2 sons married to his wife of almos 11 years (only married at 23) loves to rock out hard and long, and is modest about his stardom and money. Fur ur 411 he doesnt like talkin bout his $$ he said the only benefit of it was to treat HIS WIFE like she deserved to be treated...omg..he soo fuckin sexyy

HazyyGrl: Hi I'm a girl who's totally in love with you and just forgot my name. Nice to meet you.
BillieJ: Hey wattup. I'm Billie Joe and I'm in a band.
Hazzygrl: I know. Trust me.

by only if March 15, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer and guitarist for the band Green Day. V. distinctive vocals "I sound like an englishman impersonating and american impersonating and englishman" Currently 33 and married to Adrinne. Performed the song "She" in the buff at a charity event. Very chirasmatic frontman. Unfortunatly most people did not no he existed before American Idiot for they have other albums that are just as good, if not better.

Billie Joe Armstrong is a great frontman.

by Green Day Fan February 23, 2005

118๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billy Joe Armstrong

What idiots call Billie Joe Armstrong.

It's BillIE Joe. Get it right.

by Thejudgesdaughter May 1, 2005

404๐Ÿ‘ 255๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

Only the sexiest lead singer to da hottest band Green Day known for his wild stunts and crazy quotes... sometimes a bit insane, but we luv him for it. ROCK ON!!!

"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"

by Crunkie May 1, 2005

99๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe armstrong

The lead singer of Green Day. Has a awsome singing voice. You can listen to his songs all day.

American Idiot will prove their good.

by Shelby Telfer February 12, 2005

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