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Is when a card is swiped at a college cafeteria and without breaking stride, it is gently placed between the butt cheeks of the original swipee, from there the swipees friend can ever-so secretively remove the card from previously stated butt cheeks for a schmorgish board of dog shit.
(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
I was so hungry and without a college id, that me and my buddy phil successfully pulled the nigerian card scam and those fat dirty, smutfaced lunchladies bought it, no pun intended.
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A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.
Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.
"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"
A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.
Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me
Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!
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When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife
Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.
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Someone that should be able to be legally purchased
i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave
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A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.
"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Example of a Nigerian Age.
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A mixture of 200 ml of gin and 800 ml of Squirt, consumed as fast as possible.
I drank a Nigerian Snow Plow in less than fifteen minutes and showed up to my work party drunk as fuck.
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