screb end

The Butt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. Chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of grass in a field.

Fuck meeeee sideways... thats an odin that is, I just found a screbend and it's half full.

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ends of the earth

Places far away, all over the place

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!

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ass end

The worst part of something.

I got the ass end of the chocolate cake.

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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.

"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist

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Knob End

A complete cock (usually male).

What a knob end Bush is...

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end of summer

The last 2-3 weeks of summer when students realize school will be starting soon and begin summer reading homework.

It's the end of summer and I can feel the freedom melting away.

During the end of the summer, students are frequently taunted by store signs announcing the back-to -school season.

It's the end of summer. I'm dreading schedule pick-up day.

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!