Ate The Pavement

To Purposely Trip and Forcefully Land with your face in a womens genitalia

Carl; The other day i saw a beautiful women sun bathing on the beach , so i headed that direction and totally tripped and ate her pavement

Owen; DAMN SON, you totally Ate the pavement

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Ate down

Cleansing your body after a long alcohol or drug binge.

Monday me and my buddies got ate down after a long weekend of getting ate the fuck up.

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I ate appiness

A slang meaning I ate a penis (used to troll people)

user: say I hate happiness
user 2: I hate happiness
user: now say it without the H's
user 2: I ate appiness
user: oh fr?

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ate her turkey

Eating a girls saggy vagina

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)

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Ate Some Face

The act of having a reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyyy good make out session.

Can last from 10 min. to forever.

Steve: Dude, I saw you leave with that chick at the bar last night, what happened, you get your freak on or something?

Brian: Naw man, I didn't get that far, but I totally ate some face.

Steve: Nice.

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ate him out

giving head to a male

that girl really ate him out huh

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but then i ate an orange and it was k

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"