having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty
a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin
b) do it for auntys law
Like an auntie and a grandma all rolled into one. Your bestie’s grown child has a baby. That baby calls you auntie-gram. All the fun, none of the responsibility.
Grandma, let’s pick up auntie-gram, for some fro-yo and a beach day!
A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”
Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*
Referral for "faggot" without saying the word directly. Also references the song Auntie Diaries by Kendrick Lamar, where he uses the direct word several times.
why cant i say auntie diaries word i like men
A slag term for an old flute or antique stick
I went out shopping in my local antique shop and found a Auntie Whistle.
A magnificent blow job you give to a sexy boy, you leave your heart and soul on dat dick and leave him wanting the kitty
“Did you have sex with him?” “No but I Auntie Lisa-ed him”