austin

Unfortunate city in Minnesota, birthplace to Hormel foods and their canned green-meat "sensation" SPAM. A horrible place to raise children, and hopefully one of the first to disappear in the earth's impending demise.

"I work at the plant (Hormel foods or the slaughterhouses), got me six kids, a double-wide, and an education at the Riverland (community) college. I'll probably get promoted in a few years, settle in and retire to the Burr Oak Manor (closed in the late 90's due to abuse of residents and unsanitary conditions)."
"Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)"
"Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF?

The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.

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austin

fag who likes it in the butt. dumass who wacks off around other guys. wierd person who is short and deformed.

omg! he is such an austin

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Austin

A guy with many talents. Very athletic and attractive.Loving and loyal guy.With a huge penis.

I wish I was more like Austin everyone loves him.

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Austin

The male equvalent to the female
"camel toe".

"your pants are so tight I can see your fucking austin."

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austin

A ban-happy administrator. Usually in a multiplayer game.

Hey, I got banned for parking on a foe. It's not against the rules, yet I still got banned. What an Austin!

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Austin

A small town in the middle of Potter County, Pennsylvania. Where there is no stoplights and only 1 school grades preschool-12. Where there are more animals then people. Deer season is the most important holiday of the year. You know everyone in the whole town by name and who they are kin too. You have to travel over 100 miles to the nearest real grocery store or mall. It snows over 6 feet of snow every winter till mid March. Another definition for HELL.

Me- "Whats today?"
Friend- "DEER SEASON IN AUSTIN!"
Me- "Great..."

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Austin

1. A guy that is great At Pokemon.

2. A Noob

Guy 1: Dude that guy is great at pokemon!

Guy 2: I know he is doing an Austin

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