australian blowtorch

to give a man a blow job with hot sauce in your mouth

Anns mouth was on fire while she was giving Bob an australian blowtorch.

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Redneck Australian

The most stereotypical version of the australian-english language.
Most people dont know how to speak this great language
These are very rough translations

Redneck Australian: Crikey, aint you a dopey cunt wanker shitstain
Other person: what the fuck are you saying?

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Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

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Australian Juice

When you pour a juice of some sort into a woman's vagina and then eat her out. When describing the juice, you place the type of juice you poured in between the two words.

Bill: When I ate her out I mixed some Australian Juice.
Ted: What kind
Bill: Australian Orange Juice. It was delicious.

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Australian Afro

The afro... down under.

That "dancer" had an impressive australian afro.

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Australian Shower

Is a shower where you first wet yourself, then turn the water off and lather your body up with soap. When you are done, you turn the water on and rinse off. This method is used when trying to conserve water.

We were camping, and had limited water supply, so we opted to take "Australian Showers" to conserve our water supply.

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White Australian

Swine like inhabitants of modern Australia who usurped the island continent by myth of Terra Nullius. Often referring themselves as “just as native as Aborigines (original Australians) because they’re born here. Can be easily shot down by querying feral cats are born here too but you would never describe them as native.

Racist pigs who lack knowledge and appreciation for any REAL culture other than American. Selfish, greedy, spiteful, ugly and ignorant race.

Yano that cunt Bill? He’s a real white Australian

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