Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

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Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

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Swag Bark

To repeatably yell swag at someone with either to much swag or no swag at all.

Depending on the situation this can be a compliment or a put down.

*Homeless Bum walking down street*
Tyreke "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
Lamont "Ay homie that was a down ass swag bark"

*A Swagful person walking down the street*
Lamont "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
*Swagful Person* "Thanks for the swag bark my nigga"

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Trouser Bark

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract

After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark

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Bark park

Verb used for going to the dog park.

Should we bark park after class today?

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barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

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Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

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