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An object that all saxophone players love
Saxophone player: with all the beads I can destroy the universe
Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.
Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!
When a diaper is ripped and the fluffy contents fall out in beads that stick to every possible surface.
Oh crap I got pee beads everrwhere
A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners
Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.
A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!