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Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021


Green Belt

The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.

Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.

by NoahS516. July 11, 2018


zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016


Belt Sander

To create something out of nothing

OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .

Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.

by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020


Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

by NikiLicky September 11, 2009


Bullet Belt

A belt made out of bullets that make men look badass and makes women sexy.

I made my bullet belt with Nerf darts, hopefully my school won't think I'm a school shooter.

by 0ld M4N October 21, 2020


Gucci Belt

Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.

Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.

by nailer September 2, 2022