Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

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park bench

when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.

that kid is a park bench he does nothing

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bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

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Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

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still on the bench

Meaning a lack of experience when referring to "the bases."

1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.

2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.

3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.

Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.

Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.

"So, Evan, how did things go with Erica last night?" said Ben.

"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.

"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"

"Dude, I'm still on the bench."

"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"

"Naw man, we're taking things slow."

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bench watching

You sit on a bench and watch your show

I was bench watching This Is Us

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bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

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