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If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.
Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.
I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.
Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.
Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
Look at that amazing girl
Oh that s berni evrybody notice her
What s your dream girls
Dude it s berni.
When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.
Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.
A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.
Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.
A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:
Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system
take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies
ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college
raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent
make your only TV channel to watch be PBS
the list goes on...
Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.