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Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.
I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.
Taking the easiest possible bank shot in pool
Why do you have to do a Bernie Bank
A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.
Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.
When you plan a social event with a group and only 3/5 of the people show up
Man looks like it’s another Gay Bernie today.
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend