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A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
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A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.
See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob
Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!
Followers: Huzzah!
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a person who's overly religious in their thinking, and takes the christian beliefs system waaay to far and literally. may or may not end up knocking atr your door or on the streets of a large city trying to convince you to become a monk, or to convert to xyv religion.
i said i am not becomming a nun you damn bible beater!
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A person who generally adheres strictly to the Bible, Scripture, or New Testament. Usually found in Southern states, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, etc., etc.... Bible-Thumpers usually allow themselves to be seen as "God-fearing" Christians, but once they're behind closed doors will talk trash about everyone in their neighborhood. They usually try to shove their beliefs down everyones' throats and hate people who are different (Gays, Jews, Wiccans, etc., etc...).
STAY CLEAR OF THEM. POINT BLANK.
"Hey, I'm going over to Sally's today."
"Oh? I hear her parents are Bible-Thumpers."
"Really? That explains a lot..."
"Watch out. The minute they start preaching about how you're always committing a sin, and that if you don't get saved soon you'll burn in hell, get the fuck out of there."
"Will do, will do."
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1. Term used for sexual intercourse by God fearing folks adamant on not losing their virginity. Sex not involving the vagina (i.e. anal, oral, in the ear, etc...).
2. Used metaphorically to describe getting "raped" by something.
1. "Man, the pastor's daughter is so kinky, but she's afraid to lose her virginity. She'll only let me bible bone her."
2. "I just got bible boned by that reverse sit-ups machine."
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Noun 1) The act of being tricked into attending some type of religious invite. Usually pertaining to being invited to church by some holy roller who pretends to be nice to you right before they spring "By the way would you like to go church with me?"
Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"
Kevin: Hey man how you are doing?
Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.
Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?
Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!
Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?
Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?
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The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it
Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper
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