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Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.
OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
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The obsession of Justin Bieber, only cure is a silver bullet to the head.
John: "Hmmm... I think he's a great singer"
'Sam passes John a gun and and five silver bullets'
BANG!!!
Sally: "Oh, God! What happened?!"
Sam: "John had Bieber Fever!"
'Sally picks up the gun and places it to her head'
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Bieber Fever is a really contagious and dangerous disease found most commonly in girls aged 8-14 and some gay guys. Most people develop immunisation at first contact.
Bieber Fever is caused by listening to Justin Bieber's music. Until he is terminated, Bieber Fever will continue spreading around the world.
Bieber Fever can cause sever brain damage- They believe Justin Bieber is a boy even though SHE is obviously a girl. They also call themselves "Beliebers" even though it has been scientifically proven that beliebing is impossible. There have even been cases of heart attack at the sight of Justin Bieber.
This disease can range from mild to deadly. Unfortunately, the only cure available so far is to smash all CDs, burn all posters and stop all access to Disney channel and YouTube. Experts around the world are currently researching how to end this madness. (Madness? This is Sparta!)
If you have a friend, family member or loved one who has been inflicted with Bieber Fever, please kindly punch or slap them in the face and tell them to move to another planet.
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The disease that consumes the brains of young females, and makes them literally go insane. To be around a large group of these infected girls one mention of the name "Justin Bieber" will cause chaos and you would probably be trampled to death. These delusional tweens also believe that they will marry Justin Bieber, news flash that is not going to happen.
There is no known cure to "Bieber Fever" most likely it will be the next actress/singer to be queefed out of the murder machine that is disney.
Rabid fangirl: OmFG I <3 JuSTiN BiebR!1!!1! I'M gOinG tO MarrY HIm!!!1!!
Me: you are just an idiot with Bieber Fever, you will not marry Justin Bieber, you will most likely end up as an obese housewife with too many kids.
Rabid fangirl: *hysterical sobbing*
Ex.2
Rabid fangirl: Omfg Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, I swear I'll kill her because she's a pedo slutbag with no life Gawd what a whore.
Me: you know it's people like you who make me look foward to dying alone.
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A person who is gay for Justin Bieber. Blasting refers to ejaculation.
Bob: Hey Joe, what do you think about that Bieber faggot?
Joe:OmG HeS haWt!
Bob:Oh, i forgot... your a Bieber blaster...
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Something Beliebers call people who don't unhesitatingly praise Justin Bieber.
Beliebers (on Youtube at least) tend to label Bieber-haters as "jealous"*, which shows that it is not the same thing as a "hater" - which is a person who dislikes someone because of that person's success.
Instead, in order to be called a Bieber-hater all you have to do is say that you are not sold on Justin Bieber.
Bieber's real haters sometimes call him "Justin Beaver" due to the shape of his front teeth and his old hairdo.
*I have been called a jealous Bieber-hater myself.
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Teenage guys who try desperately to look like Justin Bieber. Bieber wanna-be's; wanna-biebers.
Look at that guy's perfect windblown hair...what a wanna-bieber.
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