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Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ December 12, 2018

56πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Birthday Season

Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.

My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"

by RosieWithTheLightBrownHair January 15, 2009

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


it's your birthday

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

"Look, Susan's about to dance on the bar!"

"Go Susan, it's your birthday!"

by Birthday Girl March 25, 2004

862πŸ‘ 356πŸ‘Ž


Facebook Birthday

This is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your identity and create massive amounts of debt in your name.

It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.

by poostick963 November 14, 2009

32πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Birthday Suit

When you have nothing on. Completely naked.

The night I got back from my tour of duty, my lady put on her birthday suit.

by jimmyjump December 29, 2011

302πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

31πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Birthday Hangover

That shitty day that follows up your birthday

Chris: "Damn... my car wont start. Where are those cables?"

Karima:" hahahahaha, thats shitty."

Chris: "yeah, its a birthday hangover"

by Cuzimonfire October 14, 2010

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž