Where's the bling film mamma? I'm concerned the ham hock is becoming excessively dessicated.
1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.
2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!
2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.
You go into a restaurant. Not the really nice kind, maybe, but not the kind with the arches on the roof. Your average chain restaurant. And you're sitting there with your friends. There are a lot of you around the table, and even before the wait staff brings you anything, you're already crowded. Why? Because there are all these *things* on the table. Vertical menu things and easel-based drink things and spiral bound dessert things and plastic encased specials things and an elaborate container with condiments in it plus some kind of fake floral thing and another brightly colored cardboard thing sticking out of a vase or carafe or whatever the heck it is and it's all garnished with a side of crayons (you're all adults out on business lunch and there are no kids whatsoever in the place). Table bling is gaudy, not worth the expense, and obnoxious... kind of like regular bling.
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Navel rings or any other bling for the belly button.
It was the first warm day of a brand new Spring,
The chicks were all out showing off their belly bling.
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Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things
Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit
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Hotline Bling means when a ex boyfriend or girlfriend calls their ex and begs to be back with them or ask for love again.
My ex-girlfriend called me yesterday for Hotline Bling.
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Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.
Yo, check the gummy bracelets on that indie girl's wrist. She's rockin' mad hobo bling.
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