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Jess Bliss is a name for a beautiful sexy women, who will do anything to make everyone happy and to make everyone smile. Jess’s normally have very beautiful body’s which make them stand out.
Holy shit she looks like a Jess Bliss
Surges of pleasure from anal stimulation.
When you wear a butt-plug, and you begin to feel surges of pleasure from stimulating your anus, that's called a 'bliss blossom.'
Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation
Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.
The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.
Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."
Harry - "Sh!t man."
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After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.
Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.
Forgetting that Mariah Carey exists
Person A: *sends a Mariah Carey meme *
You: i forgot that she exists
Person A: sorry I ruined your existential bliss
You: you did
a phase for people who don't give a fuck or choose to not know something.
Person A: Woah~ u heard that the government is raiding houses now?
Person B: No, they can do whatever they want.
Person A: Damn, ur in ur "ignorant is bliss era".
Person B: Periodt