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A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
The act of getting very drunk on a night out or a person that is very strange or off the rails.
“ me and zacy D are getting fully blown tonight”.
“Mate that bloke over there is fully blown”.
A state of being highly intoxicated.
"Zach was fully blown at the rave last week.
A state of being highly intoxicated.
" Zach was fully blown at the rave last week.
Noun: Someone that thinks they are the "be-all/end-all" of a particular topic or discussion. Particularly within the motorsports/racing fields.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
"That Larry..he sure knows a lot about transmissions....he's quite the blown fuel artist....."
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!