blue balls

when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score

-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls!!

-i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck!!!!!

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Blue Balls

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.

dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls

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blue ball

see blue balls

This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker

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BLUE BALLS

IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -

AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -

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Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.

Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.

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Youtube Blue Balls

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.

You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.

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Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.

Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.

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