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When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.
my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"
The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.
I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.
1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob
7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.