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When she sucks your dick so good it makes you shit on yourself.
Ay bro' Shawty gave me that "Lucille Bogan".
Hard working respectful aussie that love cars ,Aussie culture and partying hard but still has a mouthful of teeth
Oy c@£ts, wazza is working late but he will meet us later in town to get on it .bluecollar bogan
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.
“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."
The signs Of a bogan is someone who drinks Jim beam cans
The best and the most powerful person from a game named Hardtime wich takes place in a prison and he poopms de mooskles like a pro. He shot 3 persons to death and beat 1 person to death. He is the best.
Have you seen how Bolk Bogan beat that guy up?