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The signs Of a bogan is someone who drinks Jim beam cans
On September 19, 1965 at the age of 68 she gave birth to a baby girl named Clara Almanzar. In an interview she stated it was a shock that she was pregnant as she did not think at her age it was possible. She did her best to take care of her daughter but it was a struggle. Her daughter (Clara Almanzar) has stated it was very hard growing up with a mother that was much older and she felt her childhood was taken from her. Unfortunately Lucille passed away a year before her granddaughter Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar was born. Belcalis would later become a very successful rapper and would go by the stage name Cardi B. She stated in an interview with TMZ that her mother had played some of her grandmothers music for her and it had inspired some of her songs most notably the hit WAP.
Lucille Bogan is Cardi Bs grandmother.
When she sucks your dick so good it makes you shit on yourself.
Ay bro' Shawty gave me that "Lucille Bogan".
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
The best and the most powerful person from a game named Hardtime wich takes place in a prison and he poopms de mooskles like a pro. He shot 3 persons to death and beat 1 person to death. He is the best.
Have you seen how Bolk Bogan beat that guy up?
The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
Yeah mate, Bruce is a bit of a Bogan Saruman, but he's an an all right bloke.