Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

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