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Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 25, 2019


Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012


fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd

GET OUT THE WAY SHERAZZ YOU FAT BOLLOCKS!

by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist March 27, 2016


catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 2, 2018


Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020


Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter July 30, 2006

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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All November 20, 2007

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