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An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.
“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
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A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.
Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"
Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"
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When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.
I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.
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When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.
“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”
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To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.
Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"
Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."
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"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.
Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"
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noun.
One of the male gender who likes to participate in oral sex with others of the male gender. See pole smoker.
George Takai is a bologna boffer.
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