sexy brain

A phrase used to describe someone who is sexually attractive because of their high IQ or because the way they think is unique or seems very similar to the attractee's own ideals.

"He has a PhD in psychiatry & neuroscience and works for Doctors Without Borders. He doesn't look like much, but damn, he's got a sexy brain."

"I love her sexy brain! It's like she knows what I'm thinking before I do."

Some examples of famous sexy brains: Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, John Stewart, Jodie Foster, Barrack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Steve Jobs, Ayn Rand

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Dragon Brain

This Old Tyme Medieval Anglo-Saxon Terminology Has Dual Meanings In The Ancient World

1)Receiving A Fellatious Act From A Less Than Standard Wench

2)Laying With And Or Receiving Fellatio From The Villages Most Beautiful Woman

1)Damn Man, I Was At That Party At Courtney's. I Was So Drunk I Got Some Dragon Brain From Misty.

2)Bro, You Wouldn't Believe it, I Got That Milf's Dragon Brain Last Night

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Brain Pop

That shit that you watched in elementary school because the public education couldn't teach you on their own.

Tim/Annie and Moby were such a squad and I miss it

Ok kids, today we will be watching Brain Pop because I don't know how to teach and this WILL help you in your future

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brain

1. (n., adj., adv., v.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy

2. (n.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word

"The Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."

Person 1: "Jackson went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "He went to a brain."

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brain bleach

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.

1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!

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Big Brains

Something that only the smartest of people and the maddest of lads/laddies have; something you say in the occasion of someone doing something very amazing that requires a high amount of intelligence

Einstein: "I figured it out! e=mc^2!!! I did it! An amazing equation that will have countless applications!

Einstein's Wife: "BiG bRaInS"

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Trump’s Brain

A nickname growing in popularity for Stephen Miller, 45’s newest top advisor.

Trump’s Brain isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever been called; everybody’s got a disability and President Trump is no different.