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The Combination of fingers, thumbs, teeth, pressure and patience required to relieve a woman of her Bra.
Chris-Fancy adding that Bra to my floordrobe?
Karen-Do it yourself, it would be sexier.
Chris-But you know I always struggle with the clasp.
Karen-It's about time you mastered the Bra Code.
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When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job
Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?
Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!
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(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.
The blow was deflected by her brass bra.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!
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Noun.
A bra made of crude oil inside sea shells. Perfectly padded, and with great support, but is a hassle to remove.
Luke: Nice bra. It brings out your breasts!
Aleksandra: Oh yeah, its a BP Bra, its so hard to get off though!
Luke: Damn. Can I try? I'm not Obama or a BP expert, but i'll try. =)
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It’s a “bra” that doesn’t help support your boobs but you wear to feel like you are at least wearing something
Susan tells Katie “hey katie, you’re looking pretty comfortable today” Katie replies with “yes I am, it’s because I’m wearing a placebo bra today! You should try one!”
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3 guys at the shop are always together everywhere they go. Our supervisor brings up how bromances in iraq are everywhere and says "minaja twa". Thus manaja bra was born...
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The secret pocket found on the inside of each cup on certain style bras. Most people are generally unaware of these pockets because of their small, unnoticeable, side entrances.
These pockets are ONLY found in demi-bras with push-up inserts pads.
These pockets originally came filled with slim fabric inserts, but are removable as per the wearers preference.
The pockets form a SECRET PURSE for the wearer, in which they may stash valuables or anything else they'd like.
Some Bra Purse stashers stash to protect their items from being stolen, some stash to hold things when going out without a real purse, some stash to hide dirty little secrets or habits from others.
Commonly found items which are stashed in Bra Purses include: cash, ID, credit cards, pills, condoms, dime bags, other drugs, tiny cell phones, wedding/engagement rings, jewelry, phone numbers, keys, lighters, mace, pocket knives, hair elastics and lipstick.
The item must be small in order to fit in the pocket, and to still look natural outside their clothing. Once in the pocket, the item is secure.
Very small items require a great deal of awkward-looking effort to remove while the bra is still on wearer.
One should never stash their cigarettes in a Purse Bra and risk ending up with a deformed box-titty.
Example 1.
2 females in holding cell awaiting processing:
Fem 1: Oh shit dude, I have 4 hits of E and a dime baggy in My pockets, I'm so about to get busted!
Fem 2: No problem. Stash it in your Bra Purse, they'll never check there!
Example 2.
Jill doesn't want to carry her purse to the club with her and worry about it all night. So she grabs her car key, cell, lipstick and cards and stashes it in her Bra Purse. She leaves her real purse safely at home.
Example 3.
Jody's fiance found several guys phone numbers secretly hidden in her Bra Purse when he thoroughly search ALL her pockets when she came home.
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