Brian

Of Celtic origin. Often Irish with blonde hair and blue eyes. Charming, but deceitful. Creates wonderful allusions without being fully dedicated to the subject. Overall a good time, but leaves you dissapointed in the end.

Mary: Oh, my Brian is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
Tara (Brian's Ex-Girlfriend): Give it a week, you'l be cryin' your eyes out..

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Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

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Brian

A guy who can't roast any one. Who also has an unnatural love for ducks. Only responds with a yes or no. Is just a sheep.

Man that guy is a total Brian.

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Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

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Brian

Fine as fuck.

Brian walks by
Woman: *moans* mm, that man is fine as fuck

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Brian

People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick

Brian is a douche bag, dont be like Brian

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Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

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