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when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.
dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
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When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
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The day we celebrate Kobe and his daughters passing. RIP Kobe and Gianna
I will partake in National Kobe Bryant day
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a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.
today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.
Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)
Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move
Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!
One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
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