Mark Zuckerberg and his company Facebook.
I heard Marky Mark and the Zucky Bunch were getting sued on crimes of child exploitation.
When you and your friends are drinking. One of your friends bends over to pet your dog . While they are bent over, dip three fingers in honey and then poke them in the butt. But if penetration occurs however slight do not go past the second knuckle or you could be considered wierd.
Sugar Pie Honey Bunch-Jim is partying at your house has about 7 old fashions in him. He bent over to pet Tessa. I grabbed the honey and dipped 3 fingers only to the second knuckle. Then I stuck them in his butt. Everyone laughed. And it wasn't wierd because I only went to the second knuckle.
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a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.
Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going
Tony: Yeah lets go yo
Ale: We out
John:Why? Cause its angelo?
Ale: Nah hes knows more shit
John: Wow Gay
Ale: Your Gay!
John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!
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Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
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If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.
While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.
"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"
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1. An unpleasant surprise.
2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"
"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
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