When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
β*Blonde woman plays piΓ±ata with a bearded bitch*
Alex Buckenham
Bruce Forsyth
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A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.
Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.
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Used by Thor Odinson, God of Thunder.
Meanings:
What The F*ck
Holy.. Sh*t
Great Scott
Oh Wow
Great Movie
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...
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A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!
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unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair
her pussy looked like a bearded clam
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A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
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