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Also known as COD Fag. A COD Faggot can be identified if the person plays constantly and/or talks about COD (Particularly MW2) all the time. COD Faggotness is sometimes also seen as a un-official disease since it seems to spread like one except with the symptoms of a COD Fagoot.
How to determine symptoms of being a COD Faggot:
- The individual gets all of their military knowledge based off of COD.
- The individual thinks they know everything military related because they play COD
- The individual rants about how amazing one particular Weapon or Perk is in MW2
- The individual constantly brags to others on how they can "rape" another person with a certain weapon in COD MW2
- The individual will talk to other COD Fags about how high their KD ratio or what prestige they are at.
- Most importantly, the individual will deny all aspects of being a COD Fag in a defensive manner and will defend the game title.
If you see signs of these symptoms in yourself or another, we recommend you see a therapist or shoot yourself in the face since COD Faggotness will in most cases be permanent.
Remember: Where theres one COD Fag theres always a group of COD Fags.
Cod Fag 1: "Dude I can totally rape you with the Thumper"
Cod Fag 2: "Naw man i'll call an AC-130 on your ass"
Cod Fag 3: "Screw that i'll go Akimbo UMPs and kill all of you"
Non-Cod Fag: "Would you bunch of COD Faggots shut the fuck up already?"
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The act of staying home pretending to be sick to avoid school, work, social events etc. in order to play Call of Duty.
Ryan: "yo ant, you goin to that rager friday night?"
Anthony: "nah man, i got a bad case of CoD fever"
Ryan: "go outside"
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One who neglects studies, his or her social life, or personal hygiene in order to play a rousing game of Call of Duty on his or her XBOX 360.
They can often do this all night, and get so wrapped up in the game that they reference it in day to day speech.
"You coming out, Joe?"
"Can't, sorry, I'm going home to Smash Cod. For I am a Cod Smasher."
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A COD dad is a father, typically of an infant or very young child, who plays Call of Duty online while caring for his child or neglecting the child altogether.
Players online can usually hear a child crying or complaining in the background of a COD dad's living room via the COD dad's mic.
Cod dads are often the subject of ridicule in online game lobbies due to their perceived prioritization of Call of Duty over the welfare of their children.
(Background mic noise): Whaaa! Whaaa!!! Dad, there's no food in our house!!!
(COD dad): In a bit hon - only 18 more kills until nuke!
(Everyone in the lobby): Hey COD dad, go take care of your kids you negligent jerk!
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When ones girlfriend or wife gives a man a blowjob whilst he rapes ass at CoD4/CoD5/ or MW:2
Dude, your girlfriends so badass, I bet she'd give you a Cod-Job
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When a girl gives a blowjob while the guy is playing Call of Duty.
Simple as that
It's hard to play Call of Duty well when you're getting CoD Bop ;)
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A very hot fire which a man can warm his private parts up with. Usually an outdoor fire pit but can be indoors as well.
Boy's come on over tonight I'm going build a big ole "Cod Roaster" out by the lake and drink a few cold beers....
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